When you’re in CreComm, time is of the essence. Sleep
becomes foreign, a good solid meal becomes a myth and extra curricular activities
are few and far between. Much like we make notes in class, life needs to have a
“cheat sheet.” In order to be prepared, you must prepare to be prepared. See
the pun? Here are a few hacks that I’ve come across (and used!) in order to
keep my sanity, as well as my hair from pulling it out. Thank me later!
You want to drink a beverage, but got no bottle opener? No problem. One major advantage of being CreComm means that you will be 100% likely to carry around a Mac adapter, or should I say "adapter." Mac win's for best multipurpose electronic, we will be raising our bottles to cheers them in unison. Bless Mac's heart.
Ain't nobody got time for cleaning. NOBODY. Except maybe mom who has no choice when you leave your dirty dishes in the sink. I usually grant myself five minutes for eating in the morning in order to get an extra 3.5 minutes of sleep which will benefit me more through out the day. Want brownie points? Clean the blender for mom, but don't tell her how. With this little trick, there will be no need for Kitchen Counsellor. EAT IT DIRTY DISHES.
Since wine has many benefits for our health, as well as our mental state on weekends, it's imperative that we know how to clean up ourselves after the top on our sippy cup falls off. I usually drink white wine to avoid this problem, but if you feel the need to be a rebel, here's a little trick to avoid explaining that you WEREN'T in a wet t-shirt contest. Red spills = white thrills. Use any white wine to dab up the stain! Ta-da!
This is very embarrassing. The middle part of a sandal comes loose and you fall on your face. If i can save someone from taking an unnecessary spill, than this Lifestyle Blog is all worth it. I promise you, flip flop spills are never graceful, nor pretty. Friends will be stifling giggles while trying to help you off the ground. Fingers will be pointing at you in a mocking fashion. Save yourself the embarrassment and make your sandals the most bad ass, fail proof weapons of mass destructions you've ever owned!
Firewood is over rated. Doritos is where it's at. This will be an ample life hack and a possibly wonderful survival mechanism if you ever find yourself lost, in the middle of the forest, cold and crying, trying to stay warm in your stylish but inconvenient LuLu Lemon jacket. Always carry Doritos. They can be used for food and fire. Try not to waste them though, burning them is always sad to a hungry, chip savage.
More to come.....
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