Sunday, November 23, 2014

Slednecks Manitoba Edition

My dad built a cabin in Pinawa Bay for our family when I was ten-years-old. 

I remember driving out with my dad one random weekend, he stopped the truck in front of a stretch of forest that was staked out for three separate lots. As we got out to look, my dad told me that I could pick which lot we were going to buy. I thought it was the coolest thing ever; I ended up picking the middle one.

Seventeen-years later on a Friday evening, My boyfriend, two dogs and I, took the hour-and-a-half drive out to what we call our own Winter Wonderland.


When the word cabin comes to mind, I think of snowmobiling, fires, isolation and relaxation. I believe that everyone needs to experience a typical winter weekend out in the woods. After all, that's what being Canadian is all about!


For example, when taking the dogs out for a walk mid-morning, we stumbled across our neighbours coming back from a successful hunting trip. 

If you know me well, you know I love animals. Hunting doesn’t quite bother me if the meat is used for food supply. I’ve never seen a deer being prepared before—I can’t say that I will be providing fresh buck for my family tonight, but I was amazed at the process.


My favourite part of the cabin is the fresh fallen snow. The scenery is picturesque—a serene white palette, untouched. The smell of wood stoves burning is truly intoxicating. We brought our dog’s, Tang and Hershey, down to the boat dock, and we were amazed that the lake was already frozen.


In the afternoon, we sipped perked coffee and BBQ’d hot dogs. We slipped into a local store and bought some fireworks to commence our fantastic weekend.

After a delicious steak dinner, we started a fire outside and lit our fireworks, mug’s of hot chocolate in hand.


It was amazing to put down the books and enjoy being in the now. I think it's important to take a minute for yourself and take advantage of Manitoba's beautiful nature. 

Happy Winter friends!

Thursday, November 13, 2014

Politics and HUMOUR? Yes, no, maybe?






The Rachel Browne Theatre at 211 Bannatyne Avenue is an intimate setting because of the seven rows of seats and single scene room that places the audience quite literally in the laps of the four actors.

On Wednesday evening, Creative Communication students at Red River College attended the play Proud, by Michael Healey, a satire spin on the world of politics, and the imagined response to a Conservative lead in the 2011 federal election.

The protagonist, Stephen Harper, finds himself face-to-face with femme fatale character, Jisbella Lyth, a younger MP that has no use for government other than the perks it brings (sex).
Harper, played by Ross McMillan, mimicked the gestures and discourse of Canada’s Prime Minister perfectly. Even though I’m not well groomed in politics, I was able to identify the character easily.

On the other hand, I was disappointed with the agenda that Healey wrote for Ms. Lyth, played by Daria Puttaert. Finding herself suddenly down the hall from Harper, she barges into his office and requests a condom, a great first impression.

I found it very Scarlett Letter-esque that Lyth was wearing red stiletto shoes when she enters Harper's office in the first scene. I have mixed feelings on how Lyth is portrayed by Healey. On one hand, she appears desperate, slutty and disconcerned with proper workplace behaviour- I mean, just how dumb do you have to be? I feel like a man certainly wrote this play, as society should be trying to stifle sexism, not glorifying it.

On the other hand, I suppose there is no harm in poking fun at the sex lives of politics sometimes, male or female. I'm unsure if the Healey made Lyth border line nymph as a funny twist, or because he feels that woman have sleazy motives.

More infuriating, why does a woman have to use sex to gain power? And, why does the representation of being a female and young come off so stupid?

In this day and age, there are many fine lines when it comes to the interpretations of woman. Digging deeper, maybe Healey's motives were to write something in which people would debate after seeing his play. Whatever his purpose, it sparked major discussion and the reconfirmation of values in each and every one of us sitting in that theatre. A great storyline, although it may have been more effective without all the sex and swearing.

I laughed, I frowned, I gasped and I shuttered. Attending this play did not change my political beliefs, or inspire them in any way, although it did spark many feelings I have when it comes to principles. It may have slightly opened my mind to the possibility of debauterous activities in Parliament Hill. It reminded me that government is filled with people who engage in 'questionable' activity, just like us 'plain' people. It would make an excellent television series, in my opinion. I have seen many Broadway plays in my life. When I was in New York, I saw Wicked, Hairspray, and Jersey Boys. Proud couldn't have been further from the sort of 'play' I was expecting, but I can't say I was not interested.

I found the talkback session troubling. Ross McMillan was extremely witty when answering questions from the audience, although I didn't feel as if any of the actor's had too much of a political background or knowledge. I assumed they were passionate about politics in their real life- more of an assumption if anything. Realistically, this could mean they were extremely good actors.

A question was raised about the insinuation of media being "portrayed negatively." Puttaert answered awkwardly, insisting that the play did not have anything to do with media. In my opinion, Healey very much presented the media as vultures, insinuating that it's all a big game to throw the 'dogs' a bone in order to give them a false lead.

All in all, I suppose we can chalk Proud up to be an amusing and somewhat mocking portrayal of woman, putting a dramatic spin in politics and their personal lives. It was a good play for $10, artistic in the sense that there was four actors and one set, although I probably won't be hitting up anything of that nature anytime in the future.




Saturday, November 8, 2014

Winnipeg Love


Oh Canada! Manitoba has so much to offer. Instead of daydreaming about moving away, or taking that well-deserved vacation out of the country, how about taking advantage of some of the awesome things that our Province has to offer? Here is a list of some of the fantastic things you can check out:


Winnipeg Jet’s Hockey Games
When the MTS Centre was built in 2004, it sparked hope in all of Winnipeg’s hearts’ that the Jet’s would return since the team’s departure in 1996. In 2011, the Winnipeg Jet’s played their first season, provoking enough excitement to trump Christmas. And three years later, the fan support and energy is still as strong as ever, with sold out games and Jet’s merchandise proudly displayed on the head’s of fans’. We pay tribute to True North by shouting it’s name during the Canadian Anthem at games, genuinely thankful for bringing the team back to Winnipeg. Winnipeg Jet’s games are a great reason to get out and have some fun, the atmosphere is thrilling and the cheering is contagious.


 

Winnipeg Jet's home opener game



Socials
Manitoba is practically famous for it’s fundraising parties that consist of a hall, DJ, bar, and a cause to celebrate. For example, couples’ planning to get hitched will invite 400 of their closest friends’ and dance until 1 A.M. A social is one of the only places in which you can eat for free, dance, drink for cheap and win prizes, all in one establishment. The term “bologna shoulder,” throwing lunchmeat on your friend’s back, originated from the social. Dress code? No problem. A social does not frown upon blue jeans and cotton Hanes. All hail the social.

A typical Manitoba social

Restaurants
A few minutes on the Urbanspoon mobile app, and you’ll be more overwhelmed than ever after scoping out dinner spots in Winnipeg. The variety of restaurants in Winnipeg is huge, consisting of different ethnic establishments, price points and locations. Not only is there a large selection, but the majority of the restaurants are all privately owned and exclusive, as well as unique to Winnipeg!

Sushi!


Osborne Village and Corydon Avenue
There’s a special kind of magic when you enter the trendy neighbourhood of Osborne Village and Corydon Avenue. The boutiques offer a different approach to shopping, a more intimate and less ‘branded’ experience. You can find just about any kind of business while walking down the Italianesque stretch on Corydon. A popular place called Spin Restaurant, doubling as a Martini Bar is beside a coffee shop and down the street is a candy connoisseur’s dream, The Sugar Mountain. Grab a gelato at Nucci’s Gelati or a burger at the popular vegetarian alternative, Unburger. The retro diner, Baked Expectations, is a dessert staple for any sweet tooth looking for fresh baking and drool-worthy treats. I promise, you’ll feel like you’ve crossed into another continent.

Osborne Village - photo courtesy of hirshhometeam.ca



Entertainment
Regardless of rain or shine, Winnipeg thrives with entertainment. Assiniboine Park features the Lyric Theatre, an outdoor stage that hosts live entertainment for people in the park. During the summer, you can bring a blanket, and some friends and lay out on the grass while watching band’s play. Similar in concept, Rainbow Stage in Kildonan Park offers professional musicals in an open concept auditorium. In the Exchange District, Centennial Concert Hall hosts the Winnipeg Symphony Orchestra, the Royal Winnipeg Ballet, Manitoba Opera and Broadway Shows such as Wicked, to name a few. The MTS Centre, home to the Winnipeg Jet’s, is a hot spot for concerts. If you’re in the mood for some laughs, Rumor’s Restaurant and Comedy Club is a great place to grab some food and drinks while watching stand up comedy. 

Assiniboine Park - photo courtesy of flickr.com

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Wedding Crashers

There comes a time in life when your group of friends grow up and start to get into serious relationships. Soon, you start getting invitations to weddings and engagement parties. It seems as if EVERYONE is getting engaged, and soon your social life flourishes into an excitement of open bars and dancing around with your date’s tie on your head. 

Weddings are classy and crazy all at once. The ceremony tends to be a sweet reminder that love does exist, gives you something to reflect upon, look forward too, or be thankful for – depending on your personal situation. My favourite part is when the bride walks into the room and her soon-to-be husband sees her for the first time – that look on his face when he sees her beautiful dress is classic. It gives me goose bumps no matter how many times I’ve been to a wedding.

The reception is surely the best part – everyone is on a natural high from the excitement of seeing two people in love, sealing the deal forever. At this point, people start drinking, only because the bride and groom take pictures for ten hours. Things get messy, and that’s when the ultimate memories are made. No one remembers a wedding for how classy it was – but everyone remembers a wedding for the outrageousness and ridiculous antics of the guests.

1.) Do not wear white – the bride wears white ONLY

                                                     Photo from the movie ‘Monster In-Law’

 Remember that scene in Monster In-Law, where Jane Fonda (mother-in-law) walks into the room wearing a beautiful white gown on her future daughter-in-law's wedding day? I promise you, at your own caution, never ever ever ever, try to upstage the bride. Bride's are like permanently PMS-ing zombies, destroying everyone and anything that get's in their way. Bride's are also kind of like dinosaurs. But not any kind of dino's, more like T-Rex's. They will eat the living sh*t out of you if you try to wear white. Think of it this way, if you wear white, you'll only end up in red since the bride will tear you a new one. hehe. But seriously.


2.) Don’t drink too much – no one likes that person
I was at a wedding last night, and I saw many people having a good time. I also saw many people having too good of a time. I feel like open bars are trick questions. People get greedy when there is free liquor, and only when you drink like a camel for fear of Vodka running out, you get tricked into your alter-ego alcoholic self. Don't be fooled! You may feel like your invincible, making people laugh at your jokes around you. Nuh-uh honey. Those people are laughing at you. When your on the dance floor, twerking and showing off that sprinkler move, all while puking into random table centre pieces that house the beautiful white lillies that the planner has set up, you know it's time to leave. Also, when the speeches begin, you don't want to be that a-hole in the back screaming incoherent messages and jokes. Go home Lohan. 


3.) Never tell a speech if: your too drunk, an ex of the bride or groom, or if you have nothing good to say.
Life is almost too easy when we have movies to learn from. The Wedding Singer has a scene in which a man gives an excruciating painful and embarrassing speech to his brother who is getting married - but ends up making an idiot of himself all the while embarrassing his whole family to the point of tears. Or, in The Hangover, when one of the actors gives too much info while speaking at his best friends rehearsal party. If you have any ounce of jealousy, and you know you are set to give a speech, fake an illness, because no one wants to hear you bitch. You will never win, it's not your party. When it's your party, you may bitch all you want. For now, fake an illness and get out. 

Photo courtesy of 'The Hangover'

                                                                                                                         


4.) Do NOT fight over the bouquet
There's something sexy about a woman who can hold her own. There is nothing sexy about a woman who want's to get married so ridiculously bad that she punches out her best-friend in order to get that $12 buck bouquet (most bride's don't even throw their actual bouquet). In fact, I make sure that I'm first row during the bouquet toss, in order to watch chicks get crazy.
Do you think that it's going to make your boyfriend propose to you? He might do the opposite and get a restraining order. Do you think that this bouquet will magically build a boyfriend for you? NO. If you want a damn bouquet so bad, go down to the dollar store and buy some fake flowers - this way you can have them forever. Otherwise, I feel like I'm watching UFC fights for free - minus the tight shorts.

Thursday, October 9, 2014

A Journalist's Break

Photo courtesy of Amazon.ca


I read a book recently called How the Air-India Bombers Got Away With Murder: Loss of Faith by Kim Bolan. It was, as expected, a riveting report, but also documented the struggles in which a journalist encounters in order to get that ‘great story.’

As students, we have found out that it can be quite a struggle when it comes to ethics - what to publish, what not to publish. This is a great example of a determined female journalist who went above and beyond to find the truth in the very public spectacle.

In 1985, Canada experienced it's first terrorist act with the Air-India bombings that killed 329 people aboard Flight 182 in an explosion off the coast of Ireland.

Bolan tells us about Sikhism, a religion from India that has a lengthy history of conflict in India for relentlessly fighting over a fully independent homeland in Punjab.

A group of ‘Sikh’ extremists called the Babbar Khalsa, are known for engaging in a 20-year dispute against Air-India and Indian diplomats over the takeover of the holy temple. Not only was this a dangerous story for Bolan herself to cover, but it turned out to be for the people around her as well.


The Holy Temple, courtesy of jewishmiracles.insightonthenews.net


I found this book a key example of the up's and down’s of journalism, and how sometimes being on a roll can lead to death threats, and even bodily harm. Bolan’s research launched several police investigations in the Air-India bombings, which resulted in charges of two men. In 1998, Bolan’s family home was victimized in a drive by shooting, which was meant to target her family. In her book, Bolan displays a hand written letter from somebody that advocates her death. She makes it clear that the deeper you dig as a journalist, and the more you uncover, the more people will try to use power to stop you from finding answers.

Although this book didn’t necessarily have a happy ending, it gave a great narrative account of how journalism was key to informing the rest of the world. A few men were tried for the murders, but only one of them, Inderjit Singh Reyat, was convicted to 15 years in prison for the bombing.
If it were not for Bolan’s investigations, the Justice system would not be under scrutiny the way it had, causing people to lose faith. 

This type of Journalism was much like muckraking, informing the public of a scandal in order to enlighten everyone of Canada's laws' and policies that failed to prosecute the others involved.

 
                                                  Photo courtesy of www.aerorise.com

Before this book, I wasn’t aware that Canada had even had such threats, and I feel inspired by Bolan’s investigations, especially because she is a woman journalist exploring an Islam world. At times, I found the book to be confusing, only because Bolan crams years of work into 600 pages or so. Interestingly, I learnt that Bolan was a journalist 'rookie,' at the Vancouver Sun when she first started investigating Flight 182, which helped me relate since I am starting out myself, as well.







Thursday, October 2, 2014

The CreComm Edition of Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus

Photo courtesy of dailymail.co.uk


Girls and guys are often accused of being from different planets. Harmless comments often have different perspectives or meanings when it comes to different sexes, I asked people from the Creative Communications program about some comments and what they mean:


You look good today:

Guy: "I look good today? If it's the seventh day in a row wearing a shirt, I know your lying. If you compliment my shirt on the 2nd day I'm wearing it, you want to sleep with me."

Girl: "He think's i'm pretty"

Guy: "Oh f ya. That made my day"

Girl: "He wants to marry me"

Girl: "Do I have something on my face?"

Guy: "She wants to bang me"


It's not you it's me:

Guy: "Are we talking about a fart?"

Girl: "It's definitely me."

Guy: "This is them trying to sugarcoat, there not feeling it"

Girl: "He totally has another girlfriend"

Girl: "He's gay"


Do I look fat today?

Guy: "I plead the fifth"

Guy: "If you think you're fat"....*jiggles stomach*

Guy: "Than she goes eating an entire jar of Nutella..."

Girl: "Such a turn-off, guys aren't supposed to ask"


Your hanging out with the girls/guys again?

Guy: "Well I'm not just going to not hang out with them

Guy: *Put's on glasses* "Deal with it"

Girl: "He loves me!"

Girl: "I think it's his way of showing he cares and wants to spend time with me, so I would probably stay home with him"



Some of these examples made me refer back to the Genderlect Theory. Studied in the 1970's, genderlect can be a tad outdated in some of the examples, although I believe there is substance behind the claim that speech and social norms are associated with a particular gender. Deborah Tannen suggests that part of this conversational difference is because females seek connection and men seek status.


For example, men will avoid anything "emotional," preferring only solid facts. Women generally talk about their feelings and relationships. They speak more about emotional elements, opposite of men, and will expect others to do the same. 
When it comes to seeking status, men  label emotion as a sign of weakness. Men prefer to be in objective positions, and tend to 'tell' others more easily than woman.
Another example from Tannen is that men thus tend to use jokes and stories promoting themselves when they are conversing with others. Men are said to put themselves in the story, placing themselves as the hero or the person who solves the problem or saves the day (hense status). 
In stories that women tell, they are likely to make themselves the victims. They are quick to tell others how they and others have been emotionally hurt. Woman tend to make empathetic connections rather than worry too much about status.
Sound familiar? Like I said, a little outdated, but I can see a lot of truth to the theory. Tannen may be on to something.....





Life Hacks for CreComm

When you’re in CreComm, time is of the essence. Sleep becomes foreign, a good solid meal becomes a myth and extra curricular activities are few and far between. Much like we make notes in class, life needs to have a “cheat sheet.” In order to be prepared, you must prepare to be prepared. See the pun? Here are a few hacks that I’ve come across (and used!) in order to keep my sanity, as well as my hair from pulling it out. Thank me later!




You want to drink a beverage, but got no bottle opener? No problem. One major advantage of being CreComm means that you will be 100% likely to carry around a Mac adapter, or should I say "adapter." Mac win's for best multipurpose electronic, we will be raising our bottles to cheers them in unison. Bless Mac's heart. 





Ain't nobody got time for cleaning. NOBODY. Except maybe mom who has no choice when you leave your dirty dishes in the sink. I usually grant myself five minutes for eating in the morning in order to get an extra 3.5 minutes of sleep which will benefit me more through out the day. Want brownie points? Clean the blender for mom, but don't tell her how. With this little trick, there will be no need for Kitchen Counsellor. EAT IT DIRTY DISHES. 






Since wine has many benefits for our health, as well as our mental state on weekends, it's imperative that we know how to clean up ourselves after the top on our sippy cup falls off. I usually drink white wine to avoid this problem, but if you feel the need to be a rebel, here's a little trick to avoid explaining that you WEREN'T in a wet t-shirt contest. Red spills = white thrills. Use any white wine to dab up the stain! Ta-da!





This is very embarrassing. The middle part of a sandal comes loose and you fall on your face. If i can save someone from taking an unnecessary spill, than this Lifestyle Blog is all worth it. I promise you, flip flop spills are never graceful, nor pretty. Friends will be stifling giggles while trying to help you off the ground. Fingers will be pointing at you in a mocking fashion. Save yourself the embarrassment and make your sandals the most bad ass, fail proof weapons of mass destructions you've ever owned!





Firewood is over rated. Doritos is where it's at. This will be an ample life hack and a possibly wonderful survival mechanism if you ever find yourself lost, in the middle of the forest, cold and crying, trying to stay warm in your stylish but inconvenient LuLu Lemon jacket. Always carry Doritos. They can be used for food and fire. Try not to waste them though, burning them is always sad to a hungry, chip savage.


More to come.....